bikinimybottom:

if jay z ever freaks out and murders his entire family all i know is that the headlines better read ‘jay z goes cray z’

tacgnol:

ixnay-on-the-oddk:

lounamaroun:

prguitarman:

MY BRAIN!!

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/minimonkey/monkey-light-pro-bicycle-wheel-display-system

THIS NEEDS BACKINGGGG

I donated. thats sick as fuck

This shit is fucking magical.

garlic-breadgasm:

YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING

IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD

ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM

THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE NOT JUDGE THEM ON A MINOR DETAIL THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THEIR LIFE

DO NOT FEEL BAD IF YOU AREN’T THE PERFECT CHILD YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU SHOULD BE

wizardlife:

#this movie is so made for tumblr

#what the fuck #i thought I had left twilight

the-yolocaust:

who is tyler and what did he create

Enchantma.com

yeah-disneygeek:

Pretty in Pink

berlynn-wohl:

claricedemedici:

dareandwriteitdown:

egredi:

Reblog if your boobs glow in the dark. 

#mine glow blue when orcs are near

mine go ding when there’s stuff

Mine are the real

usb-dongle:

it has been one of my greatest dreams to beat the living shit out of something at least once so god fucking help anybody that ever tries to assault me because i will be brimming with every violent urge that i have ever tucked away in my entire life

fartgallery:

I SPENT 6 HOURS MAKING THIS BALLOON PIT AND IT DOESNT EVEN WORK